Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
