New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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