windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The ass gains better be worth it
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