Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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