I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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