I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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