They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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