where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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