So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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