is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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