i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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