the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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