I molested 6 butterflies tonight
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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