Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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