The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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