you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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