Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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