nut hugger
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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