UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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