I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I love you. Go after that dick
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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