Don't you send me to vm
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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