please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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