Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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