White coat. Heels.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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