Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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