That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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