Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
