this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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