Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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