remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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