Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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