The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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