Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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