i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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