I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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