i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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