I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I need a beard to bite.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
