i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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