yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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