I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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