He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
