Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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