Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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