dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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