Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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