if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He felt like a one man threesome
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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