fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i was born a porn star she said
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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