You're my little dorito
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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