there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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