SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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