dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw a hot homeless man
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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