you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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