Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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