sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
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Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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