The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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