you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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