Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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