Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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